I must have done something pretty terrible in a former life... why? If you google my name the search results are dominated by a gay Australian pornstar who happens to share a name with yours truly. If however you know a little bit about me and add a term like "paintball" to your query, this is the first page related to me that comes up. Which as it happens, makes it number 2 on the list. It is interesting, or sad for paintball rather, that the professionals are lower on the list than some 15 year old kid who lists paintball as his hobby. I don't think that would ever happen to an NFL player.